friends... 

• Luz (Talking about her gender bender world populated by us all): ok, so your name is melanie...
• Me: ...ok. fine.
• Luz: oh and she can be a Lesbian!
• me: Why is she a lesbian...
• Luz: because you like Girls! So Mel can like girls too!
• me: yea, but i want her to like guys...
• Luz: Why?? dont you want to be a lesbian! you love girls!
• Me: yeah, I Love Girls... but if Mel is a lesbian, the only girls in that universe are TOM.
•  ...i dont wanna be a lesbian with tom!
• Luz and Corey: *Look at one another* *Look back to me* There is gonna be SO MUCH Tina(tom's gender bender equivalent) and Mel fan fiction art now!! you dont KNOW what you just did.
• me: fuck.
•  Oh yea.